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I don't want to seem like I've got a "fake geek girl" attitude here, but women who show off tiny little bumps after a meal and squeal, "UGGGH FOOD-BABY AREN'T I JUST ALL GROSS AND FAT OINK OINK" need to fucking stop. Period. It'd be like me saying, "Oh, look at my ginormous boobs! Ugh, my back sure is sore today, must be from carrying my massive hooters!"